posted by Llama Chris on Jan 23
I thought that it was about time to start writing blogs. I figured that since I’m a Llama specialist now that I should also write blogs about the site and all things llama because Llamas write blogs. In fact I’m pretty sure that I read somewhere once that the first blog ever created (at least, the first blog that identified itself as a ‘blog’) was documented as having been written by a llama.
You may raise your eyebrows in bewilderment at that statement, but when you think about it for a bit you’ve got to realise that most of the llamas in the world spend most, if not all, of their lives cooped up in these tiny little paddocks without a whole lot to do. Most other llamas I’ve seen haven’t really even got anything interesting in their paddocks, not even a tree to relax under when harsh sun beats down upon a wooly llamas back.
So you’re in a paddock, nothing to do, see, or look at… what do you do? You do things like discover penicillin, write the greatest theatre production ever written, invent the internet, run for president, and write blogs.
So if that is what llamas do, then that is what I too shall do.
Next time, more llamas! I’ll see you there!
- Llama Chris.